lamias akong buntag biya oi!

mom: mai mahaw nata (woke me up)


ako: (still in bed. eyes half open)


mom: dili mosugot imong daddy adto kag bukidnon. akong gisulti.an ganiha


ako: (bummed. went back to sleep)




..I absolutely know the reason! and I know she just made it up!
to hell! I'M GOING!!!




and at the end of this journey, my wonderful story begins...